The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the Sweet Cheese strain bred by Sweet Seeds. This sativa dominant strain fuses Cheese x Black Jack into a hard hitting breed with an odoriferous scent. Sweet Cheese offers both relaxation and euphoria designed to last long and taper off slow. The strain is a delicious blend of cheese and spice with leaves of deep green colour and long central buds. When grown outdoors, Sweet Cheese flower between 10-12 weeks.
A strain worthy of the legendary Frank Zappa himself, Mother’s Finest by Sensi Seeds honours the iconic band Mothers of Invention. This strain is a cross between two cult favourites Jack Flash x Haze. Mother’s Finest offers all the beauty of a sativa-dominant strain, empowering you with full body energy and a desire to be social. The high is mostly cerebral, with the effects tapering off into mild relaxation near the end. Mother’s Finest has and intoxicating aroma like a sweet riff from Zappa’s guitar. Elements of earth and tangy notes combine to finish smooth on the tongue. Plants of Mother’s Finest is suitable for outdoor gardens with warm, sunny climates and flowers between 8-10 weeks.
Sweet like a Swiss ball of fried cheese, Malakoff is a sativa dominant strain created by Medical Seeds Co. This strain crosses the delicious Strawberry Haze x White Widow to create an interesting combination. Malakoff hits you in the cerebellum, stimulating creative and energetic thoughts. The buds are dark forest green with amber hairs and flower in 70 to 75 days.
Bring your own blowtorch to fully enjoy this Lemon Créme. Created by Love Genetics, Lemon Créme is a sativa-dominant strain crossing Lemon Jack x Sour Cream. There are at least three distinct phenotypes to this plant, with all producing energizing and uplifting effects. However, the different phenotypes produce different aromas, such as Lemon Pinesol, Earl Grey Tea and American Sweet Tea. Lemon Créme is an unstable strain which makes it a rare find, but its genetics can be found in other strains such as Prometheus. The plants flower in approximately 69 to 77 days.
Regular or NY-style, no cheesecake quite compares to Bertberry Cheesecake. This sativa dominant is a cross between UK Cheese and Alien Moonshine by Bert Baccarat. Bright green buds are globular with a mass of orange hairs and rich citrus terpene profile. This fully baked strain provides and energizing brain and body buzz, though anxiety-prone users should proceed with caution.
Take a trip down memory lane with Karma Genetics’ heavy hitting combo. Amnesia OG is a sativa dominant cross of the award-winning cerebral buzz of Amnesia with the full-body effects of Biker Kush. The result is the totally memorable, all encompassing high of Amnesia OG. Heavy duty enough to be originally named “Where’s My Bike”, this bud is for more experienced users looking for an all-in stone. Flavors of sweet and fruity bubble gum mesh with spicy insense and notes of fuel and cheese to make Amnesia OG an unforgettable strain.
If only the lonely Mayfair man knew about Washing Machine by Ripper Seeds. This pungent cross of Exodus Cheese and Bubba Kush captured 3rd Prize for Outdoor Flower at the 2017 THC Cup. Flowering time is roughly 60 days but should be truncated in its vegetative cycle as its prone to stretching. This strain does not run through a delicate cycle, so novice users should be mindful of the heavy physical effects of this earthy, cheesey strain.
Make mine a triple! Triple Cheese, that is. Old Cheese plus Blue Cheese equals this pungent triple-threat by Barney’s Farms. Classic cheese genetics are on full display in this sweet cheese hybrid. Earthy funky Old Cheese meets the sweet and savory flavors of Blue Cheese for a unique terpene profile. Plants are manageable and with that great cheesy taste with notes of berries, who can resist this potent bud?
Cheese so strong, no one can cut it. This strain is similar to Amsterdam strains you could find all over coffee shops back in the late 1980s. It’s a strain that combines Cheese and possibly Exodus Cheese together to make a skunky, cheesey-smelling strain that’s indica-dominant and tastes like creamy herbs.
Insomnia got you down? Look no further. Kritikal-K by Kannabia Seed Company is a heavy indica that helps release muscles and get you off to dreamland. The bud crosses Northern Lights and Critical, sprouting gorgeous green buds that give of a lemon aroma. Easy to grow with an abundant yield, this bud’ll put the lights out.